So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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