i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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