I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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