If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
cat food counts as protein by the way
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
its liver damage thursday
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
