Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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