i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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