is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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