take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Enjoy the penises
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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