playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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