that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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