About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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