If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I want a musical about memes.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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