Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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