the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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