So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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