Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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