Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
