he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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