I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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