I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
The adults are the big ones right?
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