what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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