You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
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