do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I could make wine with my vomit
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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