I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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