I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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