I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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