He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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