jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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