Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Randomize
