she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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