what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
50% drunk capacity currently
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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