thus making me awesome and them whores
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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