I'm gonna have a badass scar
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Randomize
