I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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