If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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