On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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