rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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