Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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