she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
