talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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