Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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