real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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