You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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