I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Terrible idea I love it
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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