I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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