I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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