ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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