i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
and you fell through a lawn chair
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