STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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