Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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