She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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