Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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