Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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