Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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