Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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